|"Crafts I'll do one day". lol|
When I was in junior high, a couple of the popular girls told me how to put on make-up. See, I lived with my dad in junior high and even though he taught me how to shave my legs and mullet my hair, make-up was over the line of dad-knowledge. So the popular girls taught me.
Popular Girl #1: "No, yeah, you go ahead and use this blush here"
Me: "Like, where, here on my cheek?"
Popular Girl #2: "No, all over. Go ahead and blend it all in, your forehead, yeah, all over"
Me: "Don't I look too red?"
Popular Girl #1: "No way, you look good."
I couldn't figure out why everyone was snickering at me on the bus the whole ride home. Couldn't have been the make-up 'cause I looked gooooood.
So no, I wasn't popular in junior high or high school.
And yeah, those popular girls ended up running a site called Pinterest. Probably.
I was introduced to Pinterest about a year ago by my sister-in-law who assured me of all its usefulness.
Sister-In-Law: "No yeah, you go ahead and use this website here"
I love Pinterest except that it introduces me to some plain awful ideas I may not have come up with left to my own devices.
Here's a particularly saucy pin that lured me into trouble.
Cloud Dough. Hahahah.
What was I thinking?
You know what I was thinking? I was trying to keep up with those lying sacks of "homeschool moms" that somehow have time to Pinterest, you know what I'm saying?
So anyway, back to my nonsense. I was trying out this other pin I saw on Pinterest about putting silicone caulking on paper to make it sewable and these kids of mine were driving me nuts. So logically, I brought out Cloud Dough.
If you don't want to be bothered clicking around to find out what cloud dough is, it's flour and baby oil.
8 cups of flour.
I know. I realize this now.
But the pin promised my kids would be entertained by brain stimulating activities for hours.
So, I'm still not popular.
Nor do I know how to put on make-up. If you've just now decided that you don't know how to put on make-up either ask Becky, my friends. Don't consult Pinterest.
OH! Here's my Pinterest if you want a piece of my action. You know you do.