Wednesday, November 11, 2015

Jared, the Coca-Cola Truck, and How I May Have Been a Middle-School Catfish. Or a Ghost Summoner.

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When I was 13 I developed body odor and an obsession with the Ouija Board. I think in that order and at the same overnight visit to Lauren...
Tuesday, April 14, 2015

Pulling Teeth and Oil

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I drink a lot of coffee and tea (and red wine) and my teeth have no issue rattling their teeth mouths off on these truths of my vices very l...
Sunday, January 11, 2015

My Mariah Carey Year

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On December 31 I promised my 2014 self that my 2015 self would be a better self. I've become maybe a worse self.  New Year's Ev...
Friday, November 14, 2014

Of Being a Fangirl

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If there is one thing about me that will forever hold true it is that I am a fangirl. If I decide that I like something, I go big, I go hard...
Thursday, September 25, 2014

September 25th and my Current State of Busy Not Busy

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It's September 25th. Today is my Friday the 13th. Examples; in first grade, I was stung by a bee and had to ride the entire bus ride hom...
Saturday, August 23, 2014

The Instagram kid.

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You know that kid, the impossibly perfectly dressed kid who is the same age as my Wally? The kid we all wish our sons would dress like? Or o...
Tuesday, August 19, 2014

John Lennon ghost wants me to keep the internet and you don't argue with John Lennon ghost.

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Pop Quiz! What do you get when the most disorganized person in the world tries to take on PTA fundraising responsibilities, run an etsy s...